"Painting is the most legitimate form an image can take."
"Hanging anything on a wall is a painterly act."
"The two most frightening things in life are art and love."
"All art is political."
"All art is narrative."
"All artworks are documentations of a performative activity."
"Painting is undead. And as we all know, the only way to kill the undead is to kill the brain. So as long as there are brains in painting, it will never die."
"Video art is people exercising their ability to make their own TV to watch, which is exactly why its not on TV."
"The consequences of being seduced by practicality are just as painful as the consequences of being seduced by poetry."
"Poetry is the only thing that illuminates the night (Godard). The moon illuminates the night. Therefore, the moon is made of poetry. That's why all the bitter hearts say its made of cheese."
"I'M A FORCE OF NATURE!!!" (I have never said this with my indoor voice)
"Its better to go too far, than it is to not go far enough." (I stole this from someone, I know.)
"There is no thinking in painting, because in painting, painting is thinking." (Not me, but Gerhard Richter. But its the best. And I swap out the word painting for whatever.)
"Commit to making a mas...." you know.
"You gotta get smart before you get art."
"I'm just trying to live poetry."
I know there's more. The quotes around them somehow make them seem less serious...interesting. If anyone out there remembers any I've missed, don't hesitate to chime in. Or if you have something else to add. These things I say are supposed inspire debate, not end it.